Rakugo in English

English Rakugo Short Stories

by Kanariya Eiraku

15. 体重計

Bathroom Scale

15. 体重計

Bathroom Scale

SCRIPT

A:   You know, I'm on a diet. I heard getting on a bathroom scale everyday is 

    a good way for dieting.
        So, I went to a department store with my daughter and saw the lates scales. 

    It's amazing. They speak.
B:     Oh, do they?
A:     Yes, when my 10-year-old daughter got on it, it said; 30 kilograms. 30 kilograms.
B:     That's great. Did you buy it?
A:     No, I didn't.
B:     Why not?
A:     Because it was very rude. When I got on it, it said one person only, one person only.