Rakugo in English

English Rakugo Short Stories

by Kanariya Eiraku

26. ねずみ

A Mouse in the House

26. ねずみ

A Mouse in the House

SCRIPT

A mouse in the house

A:  I am in big trouble!
B:  Oh, what's that?
A:  I saw a mouse in my house!
B:  Well, all you need to do is to use a trap.
A:  I don't have a trap.
B:  Then, why don't you buy one.
A:  I can't afford one.
B:  Ok, then I'll give you one.
A:  Oh, that sounds great.
B:  All you need to do is to put some cheese in it.
A:  I don't have any cheese.
B:  Then, put a piece of bread in it.
A:  I don't have any bread.
B:  Then, why don't you put some sauce in it.
A:  I don't have any sauce.
B:  Then what is the mouse doing in your house?