Rakugo in English
English Rakugo Short Stories
by Kanariya Eiraku
The presidents of the leading beer companies joined the beer festival.
After the festival, they went to the pub.
The president of Coors said to the bartender,
C: Give me Coors, the number one beer in the world.
The president of Budweiser said,
B: Give me Budweiser, the king of beer.
The president of Guinness said,
G: Give me a coke.
The presidents of other beer companies were surprised and asked,
O: Why didn’t you order Guinness?
G: Because you are not drinking beer, either.