A sailor spent 5 years alone on a small island after his ship was wrecked. At last, he saw a ship sail near his island. He made a fire to signal the ship.
Man: I’m here. Please come and help me.
The ship stopped and sent a small boat to the island. There was a pile of the latest newspapers on the boat. The rescuer showed him those newspapers.
Rescue: As you see, people are suffering from hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunami, hunger, terrorism, wars and murders. Do you still want to be rescued?