Rakugo in English

English Rakugo Short Stories

by Kanariya Eiraku

81. ウェイターウェイター・ ジョーク

Waiter-waiter Jokes

81. ウェイターウェイター・ ジョーク

Waiter-waiter Jokes

SCRIPT

Customer:  Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter:       Don’t you like it?

Customer:   Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter:        Shhh, other customers may want it.

Customer:   Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter:        Don’t worry. I won’t charge you for that.

Customer:   Waiter, waiter! There’s a cockroach in my soup.
Waiter:        Really? Usually, there’s a fly.