Rakugo in English

English Rakugo Short Stories

by Kanariya Eiraku

82. ドクタードクター・ジョーク

Doctor-doctor Jokes

82. ドクタードクター・ジョーク

Doctor-doctor Jokes

SCRIPT

Patient:    Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen.

What should I do?
Doctor:    Use a pencil.

Patient:    Doctor, doctor, everyone I meet thinks I’m a liar!
Doctor:    I don’t believe it!

Patient:    Doctor, doctor, I can’t stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor:     Do you drink a lot?
Patient:    No, I spill most of it!