Politicians are making a speech at a meeting.
Politician A: If I’m elected, I’ll get rid of socialism, communism, and anarchism.
Politician B: If I’m elected, I’ll get rid of nationalism, patriotism, and chauvinism.
Politician C: If I’m elected, I’ll get rid of militarism, neo-conservatism, and neo-fascism.
Then an old man stood up and said,
Old man: Please get rid of rheumatism.
