A doctor is talking with a patient.
Doctor: About the medical test I did on you, I have some good news and have some bad news.
Patient: I want to hear the good news first.
Doctor: Well, the good news is that you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!? Only 24 hours? If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?
Doctor: I was going to tell it to you yesterday.
